Thursday, March 8th, 2007

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Only a few days have passed since the last update, but those few days have been packed to the brim with interestin’ a-goings-on.

Let’s start with the most important news; celebrity sightings. Celebrities sighted include;
-George Strombolopoulous (Drives a Black Lexus SUV, keeps finger on the pulse of Canadian youth.)
-Ryan Malcolm (Former Canadian Idol Winner; currently dropped from label; Thinks that performing is way better when “You’re fuckin’ Drunk!)
-Stephen Page (Yin to Ed O’Brien’s Yang, “The Master”.)
It should also be mentioned that Stephen Page was spotted in line at an unnamed falafel restaurant that Andrew purchased lunch from. Andrews verdict; not great. You can do better, Steve!

In light of recent dismal ratings directly connected to a lack of interest among the youth demographic, coupled with a failure to compete with major players like CTV and Global in Canada, and pretty much any large American television company, CBC brought in Their Majesties to record a CBC radio session.  As of this writing, it’s unclear how a successful radio program will have any impact whatsoever on television ratings. However, if anyone can save CBC, it’s Their Majesties. (Sorry, Strombolopoulous; you’re just not that popular.)

Also, I managed to drag the boys away from the festering shit-hole that their apartment has become, in order to take them to the Gibson showroom. The boys “jammed” and “noodled” for up to 45 minutes, before negotiating some earth-shattering endorsement deals. Brian had his eye on the Shania Twain model – soon to be renamed the Bryan O’Reilly model (the typo in “Brian” will be sorted out later on.).

That’s it for now. The boys have two days off, and then it’s off to Brantford – home of Wayne Gretzky. And nothing else.